New York Was New York

i’m on a boat (snoop dogg’s boat?)

it’s a camera, kids. we’re always watching.

no. i said two burgers. two! t-w-o. is this on?

the cat pooped a fire

fuckin’ ikea

found him

bullshit. there’s no way you can beat my high score. i’m like, king of temple run

we would never miss the tonys

what smell?

i’m really excited for the next round of the glee project

isn’t it like, so bohemian?

i only read the new york times

i just met you… and this is crazy… but here’s my number, so call me maybe?

artisanal camel

laundry day