i’m on a boat (snoop dogg’s boat?)
The City of New York just put thousands of historical municipal photographs online nyc.gov/records
it’s a camera, kids. we’re always watching.
no. i said two burgers. two! t-w-o. is this on?
the cat pooped a fire
bullshit. there’s no way you can beat my high score. i’m like, king of temple run
we would never miss the tonys
i’m really excited for the next round of the glee project
isn’t it like, so bohemian?
i only read the new york times
i just met you… and this is crazy… but here’s my number, so call me maybe?